Cat ⇄ English · both directions

Finally understand what your cat is going on about.

Record a meow and read it back in plain English. Type what you want to say and hear it come out in cat. Meowsetta listens to the real sound — how long it is, how high, how it rises and falls — and tells you the mood behind it.

5 free translations · no card needed · cancel any time

Listening for a meow

Three taps and you're talking.

No setup, no wires, no waiting for your cat to cooperate more than usual.

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Record the meow

Tap the eye. Meowsetta listens through your phone's microphone and stops on its own when the meow finishes.

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Read what it means

You get the line, the mood behind it — greeting, demand, complaint, warning, contentment — and the measurements it came from.

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Answer in cat

Type your reply. Meowsetta builds it out of meows, trills and purrs, pitched to your cat's own voice, and plays it back.

This is what it sounds like coming back.

Real output from a real recording. Every reading shows the numbers behind it.

Demand · 0.94s

“Bowl. Now. I will wait, but not quietly.”

412 Hz · 1 syllable · level · matched 88%

Contentment · 1.30s

“I am warm and you are here. No further requests.”

286 Hz · soft · falling · matched 91%

Built for people who actually live with a cat.

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Real sound analysis

Length, pitch, rise and fall, syllable count, loudness and roughness — measured, not guessed at random.

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Your words, in cat

A proper voice synthesiser: meows, trills and purrs generated live, pitched deep or squeaky to suit your cat.

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One profile per cat

Name, character and voice for each of them. Premium keeps the whole household, however many that is.

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Full history

Every recording and reply saved to your account, so you can spot what your cat says at 6am versus 6pm.

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Works on your phone

Nothing to install. Open meowsetta.com in your browser and it's ready — phone, tablet or laptop.

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Recordings stay yours

Audio is processed on your own device. We store the reading, never a library of your home.

One plan. £9.99 a month.

Start free, upgrade when you run out, cancel in two clicks whenever you like.

Free

£0 forever

  • 5 translations in total
  • One cat profile
  • Both directions — cat to you, you to cat
  • History limited
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Meowsetta Premium

£9.99 / month

  • Unlimited translations
  • Unlimited cat profiles
  • Full saved history, on every device
  • Every character voice and mood
  • Priority answers from our inbox
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Billed monthly by Stripe. Cancel any time from your account.

Questions people ask us.

Is this really translating my cat?

It is reading your cat honestly and interpreting it for fun. Cats don't have words, but they do put consistent meaning into length, pitch and pattern — a short rising chirp and a long low grumble mean very different things, and Meowsetta tells them apart. Treat the sentence as entertainment and the measurements as real.

Do I need to install anything?

No. It runs in your browser. Add meowsetta.com to your home screen and it behaves like an app.

Will my cat understand the sounds I send?

Some cats look up, some ignore you completely, one or two will come and shout back. That's most of the fun.

How do I cancel?

Account → Manage billing → Cancel. It takes about ten seconds and you keep Premium until the end of the month you've paid for.

My cat is crying and I'm worried.

Please ring your vet. Meowsetta is entertainment and cannot tell you whether a cat is in pain.

Your cat has been talking this whole time.

Start with 5 free translations. No card, no fuss.