Cat ⇄ English · both directions
Record a meow and read it back in plain English. Type what you want to say and hear it come out in cat. Meowsetta listens to the real sound — how long it is, how high, how it rises and falls — and tells you the mood behind it.
5 free translations · no card needed · cancel any time
Listening for a meow
No setup, no wires, no waiting for your cat to cooperate more than usual.
Tap the eye. Meowsetta listens through your phone's microphone and stops on its own when the meow finishes.
You get the line, the mood behind it — greeting, demand, complaint, warning, contentment — and the measurements it came from.
Type your reply. Meowsetta builds it out of meows, trills and purrs, pitched to your cat's own voice, and plays it back.
Real output from a real recording. Every reading shows the numbers behind it.
Demand · 0.94s
“Bowl. Now. I will wait, but not quietly.”
412 Hz · 1 syllable · level · matched 88%
Contentment · 1.30s
“I am warm and you are here. No further requests.”
286 Hz · soft · falling · matched 91%
Length, pitch, rise and fall, syllable count, loudness and roughness — measured, not guessed at random.
A proper voice synthesiser: meows, trills and purrs generated live, pitched deep or squeaky to suit your cat.
Name, character and voice for each of them. Premium keeps the whole household, however many that is.
Every recording and reply saved to your account, so you can spot what your cat says at 6am versus 6pm.
Nothing to install. Open meowsetta.com in your browser and it's ready — phone, tablet or laptop.
Audio is processed on your own device. We store the reading, never a library of your home.
Start free, upgrade when you run out, cancel in two clicks whenever you like.
£0 forever
£9.99 / month
Billed monthly by Stripe. Cancel any time from your account.
It is reading your cat honestly and interpreting it for fun. Cats don't have words, but they do put consistent meaning into length, pitch and pattern — a short rising chirp and a long low grumble mean very different things, and Meowsetta tells them apart. Treat the sentence as entertainment and the measurements as real.
No. It runs in your browser. Add meowsetta.com to your home screen and it behaves like an app.
Some cats look up, some ignore you completely, one or two will come and shout back. That's most of the fun.
Account → Manage billing → Cancel. It takes about ten seconds and you keep Premium until the end of the month you've paid for.
Please ring your vet. Meowsetta is entertainment and cannot tell you whether a cat is in pain.
Start with 5 free translations. No card, no fuss.